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Old 09-28-2012, 07:53 AM   #1
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I found a way to get the UPS guy to deliver packages on the front porch (instead of in front of the garage door where they can get wet).

But I can't say it. All I can say is that I laughed myself silly all through a ten-minute phone call with Mom talking about it. I may put the story on my Facebook page if I can get up the nerve...
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:03 AM   #2
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Pictures????
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:07 AM   #3
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Sorry, no.

You're trying to make me look like a bad girl...
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:34 AM   #4
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Donít be teasing us!
Now everyone wants to know what you did.
Pictures are worth a thousand words.
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:01 PM   #5
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I'll have to jump onto Facebook just to read your story!!!!
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:24 PM   #6
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Once you've brought it up, With this group your better off telling us the truth rather than letting our imaginations run wild.
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:28 PM   #7
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I'm sure the truth is much milder than our imaginations
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:14 PM   #8
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OK, I posted the story to my Facebook page for those who want the gory details. You'll be disappointed, especially you folks who wanted photos!
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:18 PM   #9
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P.S. NOTE TO YOU WHO GO TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE....

Visit with caution and an open mind. I am not the meek sweet Patty you see here on the MOC. If you don't like what you read there, just don't come back. My feelings won't be hurt. If you do like, friend requests will be graciously considered...
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Old 09-28-2012, 02:09 PM   #10
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Pat, who could dislike you.. we all have secret opinions about stuff, but thanks for the heads up.
Keep on keeping on..
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:02 PM   #11
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No matter what Pat we'll still love you.
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:26 PM   #12
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Well, Pat. I hope you will include me in your friends. This story has got to be good.
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Old 09-28-2012, 04:02 PM   #13
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We're not the type to criticize what someone puts on their facebook page, you go girl!
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:36 PM   #14
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That's right Pat,it's your page
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:56 PM   #15
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My brother in law is a ups driver and he has told me some great stories about putting things on the front porch. Good for you Pat, your my kinda girl. Remember ups drivers aren't suppose to make left turns !
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Old 09-30-2012, 05:28 AM   #16
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That was good Pat...
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Old 10-01-2012, 11:11 AM   #17
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Good story and I like your politics.
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Old 10-01-2012, 12:54 PM   #18
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"I'll have what she is having".......... Too funny Pat. Sending you a friend request.
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Old 10-01-2012, 02:07 PM   #19
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That was too funny Pat!!! I don't think I would have been able to do that even drunk out of my mind....I would have laughed too much!

Maybe when your book arrives from Amazon you need to just happen to open the door as he is about to drop it off wearing something
'indicative' of your previous delivery. Then he will be hooked for good!!!

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Old 10-01-2012, 02:24 PM   #20
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Carol, PLEASE!

The townsfolk would ask me to leave if I greeted the UPS guy wearing a teddy... It's tough being a single girl here. The locals are so staid that I had to give up my routine of doing doughnuts in my truck in the Post Office parking lot whenever the alimony check arrived.

And the story is really over. We all know the UPS guy from school. My friend Gail (the event's #1 instigator) told him what we'd done when she saw him in church yesterday. He laughed and told her that all future deliveries would be made UNDER the truck...
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