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Old 09-07-2012, 06:37 AM   #1
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99% of all blondes...

... give the rest a bad name.

Sometimes you wonder.

My brother and I took a weekend trip once, I can't remember where it was. But we camped next to a tent site in which two women were camping.

We had gathered up our supper stuff to put on the grill and noticed these two (blonde) women outside their tent. They were both wearing bikinis (and honey they needed more than that!) and, judging from the bottles on the ground, were at least half in the bag. Bikinis in a campground, a first for me! They were trying to assemble a small barbecue grill with no tools save for inch-long nails. That's fingernails, boys...

My brother (ever the gentleman) assembled the grill. He told me later they'd actually invited him into their tent! But he was too embarrassed to mention it at the time. Long story short, we heard a ruckus outside in the middle of the night, and in the morning they were gone. A neighbor told me they had gone nutso in the middle of the night and accused other campers of stealing their booze...
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Were they "natural" blonds? Could be the difference
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Bet they weren't! Snort!
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They should have stolen the bikinis, not the booze.
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:39 AM   #6
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Too bad they didn't stay for the misquotes and the poison ivy. In the Corps park we worked at this summer those two cured bikinis by the second day. It did reduce the quality of the views , but the views were nice of just the park anyway.
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Always look forward to your posts & stories Pat - needed a laugh this morning!!!
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