You Might Be a Redneck If.....

[Glenn and Lorraine]

You think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles.

You cut your toenails in front of company.

People come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.

You use the shaving cream for tough beards.....and so does your husband.

You've ever vacationed in a rest area.

Someone askes you "Where's your bowling bag?" and you answer "She's at home with the kids"

Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You've ever participated in a burp-off.

You send your kid in for treatment because you think he's hooked on phonics.

You taught you children how to play "Pull my finger".

[vabluebird]

I know my daughter's a Redneck. She built a beautiful house in the mountains of Floyd, VA with a garage under the house. Last Christmas
when we showed up for dinner, her horse was in the garage under the house, popping all over her new cement floor. His fence had broke way, and he had gotten away and when she finally captured him, she put him in the garage, no other place to put him. We told her she was a real Redneck for sure.

Salle & Samuel
South Central Virginia
2000 Montana 35'
1998 Chev 3500 Diesel










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[trukdoc]

True story...
At the Ft Worth Zoo we overheard this guy talking to his friends while looking at the zoo map " This map dosent say anything bout no snakes" to top it off he was sitting within a couple of feet from the arrow pointing to the "Reptile Cage"
Now if that aint a redneck moment I do not know what is!

Rick & Wanda R.
2005 F250SD Lariat 4DR.
6.0 Powerstroke
2005 Mountaineer 328RLS
Sulphur Springs, Texas
Kids: Lexus and Sunshine

[TheCoachPotatoes]

I heard once that you might be a redneck if your house is on wheels. I guess that make us all Rednecks or at least Redneck Wannabees!!!

AL and Nita
2003 Chevy Dually
2005 3670RL

[Bill DeMeulle]

You might be a red-neck if you go to a family picnic to get a date !

[Glenn and Lorraine]

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

The bluebook value of your pick up truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.




Glenn
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We are using a 2005 White GMC Sierra SLE 2500HD Extended Cab, Short Bed, 4X4
with the Duramax/Allison Combo and Firestone Ride-Rite air bags
to drag around our 2004 Montana 2955RL 32'
using a PullRite 16K SuperGlide Automatic Sliding Hitch

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us!"
You know you are retired when you wake up in the morning with
nothing to do and go to bed at night with it only half done.
BUT, Keep in mind, doing nothing can be a very
tiresome job because you can't stop to rest


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