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09-19-2009, 05:55 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Kelowna
Posts: 1,475
M.O.C. #6237
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One for our Teachers
Did you hear about the Montana teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't
Want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a
sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong
feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling
the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool
as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right
feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why
didn't you say so?', like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to
help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they
gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My Mom
made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up
what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where Are your Mittens?'
He said, ' I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
She will be eligible for parole in three years
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09-19-2009, 06:42 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Portland
Posts: 1,107
M.O.C. #8045
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That is really cute, my type of story. It must have been his brother that was told he had his shoes on the wrong feet to which he answered, "But these are the only feet I have."
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09-19-2009, 07:10 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Zelienople
Posts: 383
M.O.C. #7882
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Good one!
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09-19-2009, 04:19 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Dillon KOA
Posts: 1,291
M.O.C. #7445
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Whew! For a moment there I thought you had a story about a Dillon, Montana, teacher! Glad to see it wasn't me.
Carolyn
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09-19-2009, 08:36 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: St.Maries
Posts: 1,010
M.O.C. #7329
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That is one of the reasons I taught middle school. They can dress themselves.
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09-19-2009, 08:46 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Shore
Posts: 6,009
M.O.C. #7110
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by greener
Good one!
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Yep, that's a good one!
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09-19-2009, 11:49 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New Bern
Posts: 4,370
M.O.C. #8728
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Clutch,
You said "That is one of the reasons I taught middle school. They can dress themselves".
Have you seen how kids dress themselves these days??? (I guess I'm showing my age)
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09-20-2009, 07:54 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: St.Maries
Posts: 1,010
M.O.C. #7329
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by NCFischers
Clutch,
You said "That is one of the reasons I taught middle school. They can dress themselves".
Have you seen how kids dress themselves these days??? (I guess I'm showing my age)
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Just two words on that topic. Dress Code.
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09-21-2009, 12:18 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Rigby
Posts: 199
M.O.C. #8903
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Wayne and Carolyn Mathews
Whew! For a moment there I thought you had a story about a Dillon, Montana, teacher! Glad to see it wasn't me.
Carolyn
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That's funny! Carolyn, we would have bailed you out (or broke you out if needed).
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