It was a beautiful summer evening here in Florida.
Grandma and Grandpaw were siting on their deck enjoying the evening.
Suddenly Granny jumps up from her rocker and kicks Gramps right in the shins.
Startled by such an act, Gramps asks "What the heck was that for?"
"For being such a lousy lover" Granny replies.
Well old Gramps sets there thinking and rubbing his hurting shin when he jumps up and kicks Granny dead in the shin.
"Now what was that for?" asks Granny.
"For knowing the difference!!!!"
answered Gramps.