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01-01-2007, 07:24 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location:
Posts: 608
M.O.C. #6162
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Too funny
I ran across this on the Everest owners site.
"I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Duh!
On impulse, I told her that, no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purses with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food
is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a
car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door."
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01-01-2007, 09:20 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Down the Road
Posts: 5,627
M.O.C. #889
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Funny!
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01-01-2007, 09:46 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-01-2007, 11:06 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Texico
Posts: 1,917
M.O.C. #6150
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Allan, that's a good one. I gotta admit, I didn't see it coming, .
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01-01-2007, 12:18 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Milford
Posts: 923
M.O.C. #1918
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Very funny. I'm just glad us people don't have to "greet" each other like our four legged friends do.Happy new year!
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01-01-2007, 12:27 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Manassas
Posts: 562
M.O.C. #4327
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Too funny!!
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01-01-2007, 12:53 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Liberty Lake
Posts: 2,310
M.O.C. #6088
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Very cute story.
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01-01-2007, 01:02 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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01-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Troy
Posts: 1,980
M.O.C. #808
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Very good ARJ, this was the best laugh I had all year!!!! Very funny.
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01-01-2007, 03:22 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Clermont
Posts: 1,753
M.O.C. #266
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LOL...Thanks for the laugh...
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01-01-2007, 04:19 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Overland Park
Posts: 155
M.O.C. #5481
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Very funny. Best laugh I have had lately.
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01-01-2007, 04:22 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location:
Posts: 2,232
M.O.C. #2975
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Very funny!
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01-01-2007, 05:34 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: South
Posts: 2,499
M.O.C. #5140
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I'm laughing so hard I choked on my Purina nuggets and may have to go to Emergency for a Heimlich!
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