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Funny Sayings Part II.....
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait, is the junk discarded by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Don't be so open-minded your brains may fall out.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
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