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Diet for the Stressed Out
Specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the stress that builds during the day.
BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
DINNER
4 - 8 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 or 3 loaves garlic bread
3 16" Pizza Hut Supreme pizzas
3 Snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) and washed down with 4 extra thick Chocolate milk shakes
REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"!
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