I won the lottery...

[Glenn and Lorraine]

When I got home, I ran into the Monty, slamed the door and shouted, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!"

Lorraine says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"

"I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

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We took a walk in the park when we noticed a young man and a beautiful young woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"Why don't you do that?" said Lorraine.

"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know the woman!"

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I was reading the paper when Lorraine walks up behind me and smacks me on the back of the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" I asked

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

"Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." I answered.

She shrugs and walks away. Three days later I'm again reading the paper when Lorraine once more walks up behind me and smacks me on the back of the head with the frying pan.

"What was that for?" I ask.

"Your horse called."

[prariepoodle]

Glenn, they are cute and I loved them. Thanks for the laugh because I needed it today.

[ronstan]

Love it Great jokes at least I think they were jokes

[Northstar]

Thanks for the good laugh!!!

[Lstierw]

Very cute and i think that my wife laughed too.......Les