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Old 11-08-2007, 01:33 PM   #1
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Paradox of our Time by George Carlin

This may be old hat to some, but because of the seriousness of our economy and the values we hold as RVers; this George Carlin paradox is worth our review. Enjoy.

The paradox of our time in history is that
we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but enjoy it less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time;
We have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment;
more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired,
read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We’ve added years to life, not life to years.
We’ve been all the way to the moon and back,
but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor.

We’ve conquered outer space, but not inner space.
We’ve done larger things, but not better things.
We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We’ve split the atom, but not our prejudice.
We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait.
We plan more, but accomplish less.
We write more, but learn less.
We build more computers
to hold more information
to produce more copies than ever,
but have less communication.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion;
tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships.
These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare;
more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.
These are days of two incomes, but more divorce;
of fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw-away morality,
one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer to quiet, to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the show window
and nothing in the stockroom;
a time when technology can bring this letter to you,
and a time when you can choose either to share this insight,
or to just hit delete.

George Carlin
 
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:04 PM   #2
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Hear, Hear!
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:19 AM   #3
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Our comedians are philosophers and our philosophers are silly! Bob
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:58 AM   #4
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Sometimes George hits the nail squarely on the head. Have you ever heard his routine on "Stuff"? I'd love to find that one again.
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:45 AM   #5
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Pete,

George Carlin has always been one of my favorites.

Here is the stick on Stuff!

http://tinyurl.com/2vo7jp
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:56 AM   #6
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Robbie, That was really good.
And I love that "Stuff"!
I always liked the one something about homeless people and golf courses?



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Old 11-09-2007, 08:43 AM   #7
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Thanks Robbie......I love all my stuff......ha ha......great laugh on that one.
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:30 PM   #8
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Seems pretty appropriate for those of us who live with all our stuff in 400 sq. ft.!
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