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Old 01-29-2007, 07:47 AM   #1
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Something for the girls!

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive
>today who won't crack up over this!


>
>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
>one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I
>had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
>
>I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
>around 8:45 am.
>
>The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
>spare.
>
>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
>making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
>full effort.
>
>So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
>sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
>sure I was at least presentable.
>
>I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in
>the car and raced to my appointment.
>
>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>
>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
>over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
>some other place a million miles away.
>
>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
>effort this morning, haven't we?"
>
>I didn't respond.
>
>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
>
>The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
>
>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out From
>the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
> I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>
> She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
>all My glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>
> I AM NEVER going back to that doctor ever! Not ever ! !
>
 
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Old 01-29-2007, 10:34 AM   #2
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Old 01-29-2007, 10:40 AM   #3
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Old 01-29-2007, 11:52 AM   #4
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Nita, that was soooooo good. I had a girl friend that did kind of the same thing. She had an infection and called the Dr.'s office and they said "Come now". A little wash up and off she went. The doctor was quite upset when he saw her as he couldn't identify the green all over her. She had washed with a washcloth that one of her kids had used to wipe up the green marker they had broke! Key to the problem - get a clean wash cloth out of the cupboard.
Happy trails..................
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Old 01-29-2007, 11:59 AM   #5
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Old 01-29-2007, 12:01 PM   #6
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WOW!
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Old 01-29-2007, 12:15 PM   #7
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Billy Ray, you weren't supposed to read that! It was for the "girls"!
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Old 01-30-2007, 02:41 AM   #8
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Nita,
thanks soooo... much for the laugh! It was great!
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