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Two redneck farmers put their mule in the barn every evening after a long day of plowing the field. The mule's ears were so long they scraped the top of the barn door and kept them all banged up. To solve the problem the first farmer got a chain saw and was about to cut a large half moon out of the top of the door. The second farmer suggested to keep from ruining the barn door, that they instead get a shovel and dig a trench in the dirt beneath the door. That way the mule could walk in the trench and not bang his blooded ears. The first farmer looks at the second farmer and says "Thats got to be the most stupid thing I've ever heard. It's his EARS thats too long, not his LEGS !!
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