Something for the girls!

[ARJ]

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive
>today who won't crack up over this!


>
>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
>one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I
>had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
>
>I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
>around 8:45 am.
>
>The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
>spare.
>
>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
>making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
>full effort.
>
>So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
>sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
>sure I was at least presentable.
>
>I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in
>the car and raced to my appointment.
>
>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>
>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
>over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
>some other place a million miles away.
>
>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
>effort this morning, haven't we?"
>
>I didn't respond.
>
>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
>
>The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
>
>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out From
>the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
> I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>
> She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
>all My glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>
> I AM NEVER going back to that doctor ever! Not ever ! !
>