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Old 08-04-2008, 08:18 AM   #1
Bob Pasternak
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Broken Mower:


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the truck, the car, playing golf - always
something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day , I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but will always have a limp.

The moral of this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband.
 
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Old 08-04-2008, 09:29 AM   #2
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Bob - didn't realize you were married to my sister! Sounds just like something she would do!! (and how it would result!!!!! )
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:36 PM   #3
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The simple way of getting out of mowing grass, weed whacking, leaf racking, snow shoveling, house painting and all the other labors of being a home owner is...............

Sell EVERYTHING and go
FULLTIME!!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:50 PM   #4
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Bob,
I loved the story, I am not without gilt when I tell you I will send this to my friends, (both of them) and call it my own.
Great story. Thanks.
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:14 PM   #5
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Bob, Did you have to see a surgeon to get the toothbrush out? That's a great one!!!!!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:17 PM   #6
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Hi Bob. Should of given her a straw, same as a power leaf blower.
Hope you have a full recovery.

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