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08-04-2008, 08:18 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: St. John
Posts: 591
M.O.C. #800
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Broken Mower:
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the truck, the car, playing golf - always
something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day , I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but will always have a limp.
The moral of this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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08-04-2008, 09:29 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Manhattan
Posts: 1,144
M.O.C. #1846
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Bob - didn't realize you were married to my sister! Sounds just like something she would do!! (and how it would result!!!!! )
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08-04-2008, 01:36 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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The simple way of getting out of mowing grass, weed whacking, leaf racking, snow shoveling, house painting and all the other labors of being a home owner is...............
Sell EVERYTHING and go
FULLTIME!!!
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08-04-2008, 01:50 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: K.C.
Posts: 11,731
M.O.C. #5980
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Bob,
I loved the story, I am not without gilt when I tell you I will send this to my friends, (both of them) and call it my own.
Great story. Thanks.
Ozz
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08-04-2008, 02:14 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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Bob, Did you have to see a surgeon to get the toothbrush out? That's a great one!!!!!!
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08-04-2008, 03:17 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Essex
Posts: 1,123
M.O.C. #6880
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Hi Bob. Should of given her a straw, same as a power leaf blower.
Hope you have a full recovery.
Bill
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