As has been posted before, and which fits right into Glenn's posting:
M - O - C -, K - E - Y -, S - T - O - N - E.
Sung to a tune VERY popular in Disneyland.)
Actually, I like Glenn's version because then, unless on has a very weird accent, we would all say it the same.
(However, in my own eccentric way, I will continue to say "MACH" in conversations with those not in the "know," and try to remember to spell it when talking in person with members.)
And yes, Robbie, I am now an "Easterner," but when we hit the road I will be from South Dakota, with pride!
Larry