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True story?????
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day
by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast
out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat farther and farther and the cat would always beat him
home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left,
past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he
thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife, "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put it on the phone, I'm lost and need
directions!"
Q: How can you tell that the above is a joke and not true?
Scroll down for answer.....................
A: A man would never stop and ask directions.
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