This is sad

[indy roadrunner]

StoreHouse Community,


SAD NEWS . . . Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[jwedell]

Not to worry; He will RISE again.

[HOOK]

Most of us will have no trouble remembering him as we only have to look in the mirror.

[CamillaMichael]

:-)

[DQDick]

Next they'll be killing off the Michelin Man. They just don't appreciate those of us who weigh in more than others anymore

[moutard2]

Thanks Phil. I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[helmick]

Enjoyed the laugh.

[CORattler]

Thanks for the laugh! Smiles all around!

[sfish]

Thanks for the laugh!!

[DarMar]

Thanks, good laugh!!!