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07-11-2006, 06:57 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Macomb Twp
Posts: 1,451
M.O.C. #2221
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If My Body were a Car
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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07-11-2006, 07:19 PM
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#2
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Down the Road
Posts: 5,627
M.O.C. #889
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LOL!!
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07-12-2006, 02:04 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Woodward
Posts: 2,795
M.O.C. #450
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Ditto on the LOL
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07-12-2006, 03:08 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Kalispell
Posts: 937
M.O.C. #3113
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I hear, feel and know exactly what you are talking about...LOL
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07-12-2006, 07:02 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Brownsburg
Posts: 1,186
M.O.C. #5634
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Been there done that, hope my wife don't opt for a trade-in.
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07-12-2006, 07:06 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fallon
Posts: 6,064
M.O.C. #1989
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Best laugh of the day - thanks.
Happy trails...................
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07-16-2006, 07:54 PM
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Seasoned Camper
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location:
Posts: 60
M.O.C. #5291
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I would jack up the brain and slide a new body under it!!
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