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11-25-2010, 04:05 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Apache Junction
Posts: 1,732
M.O.C. #7487
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr. Parrot
I thought you might enjoy this today.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird
and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was
about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
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11-25-2010, 04:38 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: bloomington
Posts: 540
M.O.C. #10234
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That is funny!! Thanks for sharing that and have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Steve
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11-25-2010, 12:35 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Land O Lakes
Posts: 2,783
M.O.C. #10246
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That's a good one, thanks!
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11-25-2010, 01:33 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Shore
Posts: 6,009
M.O.C. #7110
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11-25-2010, 01:45 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Omaha
Posts: 6,750
M.O.C. #7560
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Good one Rich! When you coming back to "The Midwest" to enjoy some of our weather!??!
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11-25-2010, 02:03 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Manchester
Posts: 143
M.O.C. #10583
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Loved that one!
The first time I heard it, I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out from my crib....
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11-25-2010, 03:31 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Apache Junction
Posts: 1,732
M.O.C. #7487
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Rondo
Good one Rich! When you coming back to "The Midwest" to enjoy some of our weather!??!
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Ron, we will be back there at the end of June or the first part of July after Seven Feathers. So we just might make the rally.
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11-25-2010, 05:57 PM
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Site Team
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M.O.C. #7560
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