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You know you are addicted to the MOC Forum when...
Your eyeglasses have the MOC web site burned into on them.
All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the MOC: WiFi, Satellite, Cable Modem
And even your night dreams are about those latest links on Glenn's RV Related Links page .
You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like someone just pulled the plug on you.
You refer to going to the bathroom as "having to download".
You start introducing yourself to folks as "...... from the MOC"
Even though you've never had heart problems before, your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you meet a new Montana Owner.
You step out of your Monty and realize that your spouse had moved the rig to a new campground and you don't have a clue when it happened.
You set the forum to "Reload the page every minute".
Your DW drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have strange names such as Parrothead, prariepoodle, jrgwdenner, HamRad et al.
AND..You don't know the sex of most of those MOC friends, because they have those strange User Names such as Parrothead, prariepoodle, jrgwdenner, HamRad et al. and you never bothered to ask.
Even your dog/cat has it's own User Name.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't own a Montana.
You check your email for Private Messages. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
Your DH tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom to download and stop and check the "Active Topics" on the way back to bed.
You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job.
You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
You get a tatoo that says "Member - Montana Owners Club"
You never have to deal with busy signals when dialing up your ISP...because you never log off.
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
Your DW says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can be on the MOC at the same time.
As your rig crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to question why you never had the Banks System installed that was discussed on the MOC.
You understand what "ROTFLMAO" actually stands for.
And I hope that all who have read this is ROTFLMAO or at least LOL
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