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Old 09-05-2011, 03:34 AM   #1
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Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS .
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what
was she so afraid of. She looked me right in the eye and said,
"Not a damn thing!"
Seniors - Don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid.
 
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Old 09-05-2011, 04:25 AM   #2
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Excluding the big cities in Kansas, you can still legally strap on a side arm and walk down the street just like in the old west. Came as quite a shock to me when I moved here from IL back in the 70's.
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Good chuckle.
That reminds me, I gotta get more white box 45ACP next time I go to Wally World!
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Sounds like some of my relatives!
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Old 09-05-2011, 03:27 PM   #5
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A girl should NEVER travel alone!
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Old 09-06-2011, 09:23 AM   #6
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A girl should NEVER travel alone!
Agree!
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