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Old 04-12-2008, 08:45 AM   #1
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The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"
The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.'
 
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:15 AM   #2
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That what I've told friends for years. Only my slant was I've got the only "Legal" cat house in the county. Just wished it made money like the ones in Nevada and Vegas.
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:36 PM   #3
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Our fishing buddy and good friend is a Vet. I will make sure he gets this one.
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:07 PM   #4
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Always see people talk about "houses" in Vegas. There are NO legal "houses" in Vegas or Clark County (Vegas).
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Old 04-13-2008, 04:56 AM   #5
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Geech bigmurf, this must have struck a nerve. Remember, it's a joke, also no one ever said all "houses" are legal. The are no legal "houses" in lots of states, but there appear to be a lot of them if you read the news..
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:13 PM   #6
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Alright! Why are you keeping their location secret!

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Edited: Glad my wife is not on GALS GONE MOC!
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