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Put that down...........
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You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...
Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs...
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.
You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier..
You! Off my planet!
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!
You're the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.
I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!
Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?
When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?
You're so bent you make roundabouts look straight!
I've seen better hands on a leper!
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children...
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