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Rabbit!
... this post was inspired by Champ 49's post (Cats!!).
Some time ago, back when my ex was my DH, I had to go away for several weeks for some work training. He got lonely and brought a rabbit home (this was before he started bringing higher order primates home). The rabbit followed him everywhere and got fat eating my veggies.
When I got home, I restored my normal position of alpha female in the house. Out of the way, rabbit... get off the sofa, rabbit... poop in the BOX, rabbit... Rabbit didn't like that at all.
One day I got up to find the d***** rabbit had peed in every. one. of. my. shoes.
If you've ever seen what rabbit pee does to concrete, you can imagine what it does to shoes.
Did you know that you don't have to HUNT rabbit to make a fine rabbit stew?
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