A Fishin' joke...
Two morons, Bill and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day,
when two fishermen walked in with 2 huge trout, one of the
morons asked where the guys got the fish? The fishermen
told the morons that they go down to the bridge, one guy would
hold the other by the ankles until a fish was caught.
The morons figured that they could to that. After holding Bill for
about 20 minutes, Jack asked Bill if he had anything, and the
reply was "no not yet." About 20 more minutes passes, so Jack
asked again, and again the reply was "not yet."
Finally, Bill yelled "Pull me up!! Pull me up!!"
Jack exclaimed "Ya got one?"
Bill said, "No! there's a train coming!!"
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