How to tell where a driver is from...

[tbhd]

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
> 2. One hand on wheel, One finger out window: NEW YORK
> 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, Cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in> terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie, sipping an RC, smiling and chewing and talking to yourself: TENNESSEE
8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling a Cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between Both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator to the floor, applying makeup/doing crossword puzzle/ reading morning Free Press, knocking down orange barrels, avoiding potholes, changing lanes without turn signals: MICHIGAN

[sreigle]

[Montana_2779]

If I could just get this &%$# rifle out of the rack, I'd have a good talk with that mullet up ahead throwin' his McDonald's bag out onto my beautiful wildflowers!!!!!!!!!!

[Bill Hill]

Hang on while I reload!
(Los Angeles for 1 year, 7 months, 29 days)

[DiananColin]

#12 has to be Ontario Canada not Michigan - Tim Horton is a CANADIAN hockey player! (Now the coffee chain owned by Wendys). Amazes me how a hockey player can be underneath Wendy - she must be a powerful gal!