Microsoft Error Messages

[Sherri48]

Funny Error Messages
Microsoft
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Error reading FAT record. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Invalid mouse movement.
Press any key except... No, No, No, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
User Error: Replace User.
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
Windows Message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on their way.