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Old 01-23-2007, 04:35 AM   #1
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They walk among us::

Subject: They walk among us and they vote and reproduce!!!!


I walked into a Blimbie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one- get one free". "They're
already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They walk among us, and many work retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They walk among us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They walk among us!
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My sister has a life-saving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They walk among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They walk among us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
They walk among us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it
for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, they walk among us!
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They walk among us, AND they reproduce!
 
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Old 01-23-2007, 05:25 AM   #2
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Thanks for a good laugh to get my day going!!!!!!! Yeah, there can be many walking among us at times!
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Old 01-23-2007, 05:28 AM   #3
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There were some goodens in there...I can see some actually being true!
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Old 01-23-2007, 05:35 AM   #4
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Bless their hearts ...
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Old 01-23-2007, 06:15 AM   #5
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Great post and I met a guy yesterday that told me that since he gave up sex for food, he can't even get into his own pants.
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:12 AM   #6
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The voting and reproducing bother me the most, I wonder if they were ever needed on the Front Line, which way they would point the gun????????????????????????????????????
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:26 AM   #7
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Let's see now, how many signs do we need? ("Here's your sign", said Jeff Foxworthy)
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:57 AM   #8
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Really enjoyed your post - got any more? We were practically rolling on the floor as some of them are very close to actual situations that we have encountered!
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Old 01-23-2007, 10:41 AM   #9
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There are two main reasons that I am looking forward to retirement. First, I am anxious to beging fulltiming in the Montana. Second, I will no longer have to supervise people like those described in this post. Logical thinking and common sense are on the endangered species list.
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Old 01-23-2007, 11:15 AM   #10
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I had a good laugh on this one.
But now I'm thinking that maybe we shouldn't be laughing that much.
It's really quite sad.
But funny just the same.
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Old 01-23-2007, 06:13 PM   #11
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HemlockUSA: Don't have to worry about them 'aiming' the weapon - most of them won't be able to figure out how to load it!!!! (and those that can won't be able to fire it because it doesn't have a cord attached to the game console!!)
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Old 01-24-2007, 01:56 AM   #12
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What a great way to start the day....ROTFLMAO
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Old 01-24-2007, 07:09 AM   #13
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I think I've met every one of those people!!!! Great posting!
The other day I kindly tried explaining, to a young gas station attendant, how to easily calculate change from a dollar. He couldn't do it without a calculator, and couldn't subtract from 100 using only his mind!
About a month ago the power went out at a restaurant we visited and none of the young waitresses, except one older one, could calculate the food bills and the taxes without the register telling them.
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