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11-16-2005, 05:26 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Topeka
Posts: 1,121
M.O.C. #2215
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The Story of Retirees ...
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
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11-16-2005, 06:07 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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Excellent, Luv It. Wish I had posted it.
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11-16-2005, 08:24 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fallon
Posts: 6,064
M.O.C. #1989
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Priceless Vicki and so true!
Happy trails.....................
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11-16-2005, 08:53 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: South Milwaukee
Posts: 196
M.O.C. #1824
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The only problems with being retired are:
1. No paid holidays.
2. No time and a half on Saturday.
3. No paid vacations.
But I can with live with that.
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11-16-2005, 09:32 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Woodward
Posts: 2,795
M.O.C. #450
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Vicki, this is great I loved it.
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11-16-2005, 11:45 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Rapid City
Posts: 428
M.O.C. #111
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Thanks, Vicki - this is great! I just copied it for some retired friends.
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11-16-2005, 01:56 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fallon
Posts: 6,064
M.O.C. #1989
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Tom
I kind of look at retirement as a full time vacation! I get a check every month - it's just not as big as the one I use to get.
Happy trails..................
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11-16-2005, 02:22 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Wetumpka
Posts: 4,936
M.O.C. #1105
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Wonderful, Vicki. Retirement is great, isn't it?
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11-16-2005, 03:11 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Silver Springs
Posts: 2,873
M.O.C. #2716
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Vicki, I was wondering when you would be back. It was worth waiting for. Good job.
Helen
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11-16-2005, 05:48 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Milford
Posts: 923
M.O.C. #1918
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Oh so true and there is NO alarm clocks in our camper!!!! But the best is that I get to spend all that "free" time with my best friend, Sharon my DW!
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11-17-2005, 06:56 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: South Milwaukee
Posts: 196
M.O.C. #1824
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My wife says that the problem with retirement is "Twice as much husband half as much money". I can live with that.
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11-17-2005, 05:22 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 1,740
M.O.C. #1757
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Retirement is the only way to go. TKS Vicki.
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11-18-2005, 05:11 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Twin Falls
Posts: 190
M.O.C. #299
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Retirement is great, now if I could get out of doing all of the other things.
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