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12-29-2010, 03:41 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Texas City
Posts: 5,736
M.O.C. #7673
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Senior's Tweeting and Texting Code Explained
Author unknown:
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I received the following email and I just know that it applies to a majority on this forum:
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Subject: Seniors Texting and Tweeting Code Explained
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting. there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Got to Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Got to Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.
- GLKI (Got to Go, Laxative Kicking In)
My parents could have added this one - GMOT: Gunsmoke Marathon on Television
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12-29-2010, 04:38 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: bloomington
Posts: 540
M.O.C. #10234
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That is so Funny Thanks
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12-30-2010, 02:16 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Land O Lakes
Posts: 2,783
M.O.C. #10246
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:-)
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12-30-2010, 02:48 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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I hear you know these by heart, Wayne..... That is some funny stuff, I don't care who you are!!!!! HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!!!!
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12-30-2010, 04:05 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Texas City
Posts: 5,736
M.O.C. #7673
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Phil,
I know all the meanings by heart, the are all in my vocabulary, now I need to put the acronyms correctly with each one. But then,
CRS
I'm positive you recognize that affliction.
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12-30-2010, 10:52 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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Help me Wayne, I don't REMEMBER what that is!!!!!!!!! LOL
Phil
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12-30-2010, 04:53 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rapid City
Posts: 739
M.O.C. #77
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My condition has advanced to CROSS (Can't Remember Or See Sxxx)
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12-31-2010, 04:56 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ardrossan
Posts: 729
M.O.C. #9261
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That's life as it goes on in the fast lane of the aging.
We copied and pasted for future use.
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12-31-2010, 05:43 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Murrieta
Posts: 5,816
M.O.C. #9257
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CRS and CROSS have been pertinent before tweeting and texting and is maybe why they didn't make the list.
However, I use BB or BIOB all the time and these did not make the list. This refers to the frequent interruptions while texting and tweeting. It means "Biological Break". aka those necessary times when nature calls and you need to be quick about communicating it.
This is a great list and explains a lot. Happy New Year everyone.
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12-31-2010, 07:33 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Texas City
Posts: 5,736
M.O.C. #7673
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Aw! Come on now! It was posted as humor.
You don't really think I use or know all those terms, do you? (Like Phil Does)
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12-31-2010, 11:41 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Omaha
Posts: 2,084
M.O.C. #2780
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Great one. I am saving
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