Cuckoo Clocks

[Wifeofdano]

A friend of mine e-mailed this to me and thought I would share. Sure gave me a laugh!


CUCKOO CLOCKS|*****

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing
my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight".

He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted."