Dryer fabric softener sheets

[Ozz]

So... I ran a bunch of errands, got 3 month's worth of meds, went to the pharmacy twice, stopped and got my ex-wife's hubby's BBQ sauce, had a beer at the bar there, hardware store for goodies, grocery store's deli to buy cooked ribs and chicken. I flirted a little with the young lady at the Pharmacy, she was smiling and friendly, at the grocery store a good-looking older lady (younger than I..) was smiling at me, I thought, I need to wear this T-shirt and shorts more often.
After my errands, I came home and washed my face; looked into the mirror and saw the dryer sheet sticking out of my shirt.
Like a knife thrust deep into my ego... guess I will not re-visit any of those haunts.

[Rondo]

Been there done that! Never will live it down! Question, however, Ozz--"....stopped and got my ex-wife's hubby's BBQ sauce" Huh???? Got me stumped on that one! I think you need to head up here to Nebraska on your way West! Time for a toddie or two and a good Nebraska steak!

[1Happycamper]

Some people will do anything to get attention.

[CamillaMichael]

[CORattler]

My mom kinda did the same thing only it was with toilet paper about 20 feet long. We still laugh about it 30 years later.
Hope your ego heals Ozz!

[NCFischers]

It's better than toilet paper on your shoe.

[sailer]

A bit off the subject but I notice CamillaMichael is up in Maine and not in FL . did you run away from us or just on a long trip or vacation////sailer