Some nice thinking..
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what? Who's in a hurry?
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
One should love animals They are so tasty.
Love thy neighbor But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is one woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children
A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject
When two's company, three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)
"Work fascinates me" I can sit and watch it for hours!
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
So. Why learn.
Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep
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