Niece for sale
Anyone need a niece? Mine's for sale.
As we were pulling out of the campsite yesterday, she said to me, "Aunt Patty, you need to add something to your breaking camp checklist."
"What, sweetie?"
"Put the slides in."
Well, I like to have broke my ankle hitting the brake, and the same for my neck when I turned around to look.
Of course, the slides were in. But the joke was the perfect ending to the trip. I was owned, as the kids say...
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