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Old 02-07-2011, 11:41 AM   #253
Longwell
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M.O.C. #5192
Three female housemates were very surprised when a genie popped out of a new lamp they had purchased. The genie said, "If you can say something truthful and great about yourself you can have whatever you wish. If what you say is untrue, you will be taken away."

The brunette said, "I think . . . . I'm the smartest woman in this town." Poof, she disappeared.

The redhead said, "I think . . . . I'm the best looking woman in this town." Poof, she disappeared.

The blond said, "I think . . . ." Poof, she disappeared.
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