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An elderly man in had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,
fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed
up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was
a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield
themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're
not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I
didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out
of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men may move
slow but can still think fast.
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