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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists: Two men and a
woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be
serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not
the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man
was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the
woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. 5 shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil.
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