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quote:Originally posted by Gorgeguy
Beware of us older folks:
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Fifty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried.
So he calls up his sister.
She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay dear, they’re coming for Christmas and even paying their own airfares."
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This was an oldie, but a darn goody. We did this 5 years ago while we were in Montana. Wow the kids were sure mad, but they got over it. Warning though, you can only do this once in your lifetime. Thanks for the great memory Gorgeguy.