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Old 04-16-2013, 03:18 AM   #7
Alwims
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Wheatland
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M.O.C. #10623
My turn, my turn.

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “I am on the commode. Please advise."
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