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quote:Originally posted by Dave Anderson
Dennis ; Your in luck!! Ive got this great propane tourch that we use for burning off grass and pine needles, It's a gazzillion BTU's and almost gauranteed to take off those ugly old decals!!! If we cut the fuel mixture to Half propane/half Scotch, I'm sure Dick and I can have those nasty decals off in a jiffy. the cleanup and new decals will be up to Carl and the local fire Dept.But this is going to be THE EVENT of the rally!!!!.....................DAVE
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Breaking News!
Dateline Quartzsite:
Several MOC members appear to have been the subject to some bizzare "Burning Man" type ritual! It was reported by the local Quartzsite Fire Department that several trailers were burned to the ground on or about January 19.
It appears that a small crowd gathered around one rig owned by a disabled senior citizen. Although no clear motive has been discovered many in the crowd believed the subject senior citizen was "simply too big for his britches and needed to be brought down a peg or two."
This feeling apparently got out of hand and someone (an EX Pastor) produced a weapon. The flame thrower was instantly ignited and before another Scotch could be poured the torch was directed to the rig. The Scotch man, known only as Dick, denied any prior knowledge of the flame throwing incident. He maintains he is innocent. However an investigative reporter has discovered that the Scotch man apparently is a jet pilot and has access to some technically advanced aircraft. More info will be forthcoming re this possible Terrorist link. Before anyone could say "pour me another box of wine" the decals on the rig were instantly afire!
This action seemed to bring the rowdy mob to life! Suddenly spirits of all kinds were being thrown at the subject rig BUT also at several nearby rigs!
By the time the venerable Quartzsite Fire Department arrived several rigs were totally involved. All the FD could do was try to save the nearby rigs. Fortunately, other than Mr. Hill's Montana, only one other Montana was burned. This rig apparently belonged to one of "The Pastor's" helpers..... Known only as Butch. All the other rigs that were burned were SOBs!
A spokesman for the Q FD said there was an active arson investigation ongoing and no further information could be released.
A call to the Q Police Department indicated that "The Pastor" and his henchman had been arrested and were being held incommunicado in an undisclosed location.
Our sources indicate this may well be a much larger plot and an unknown number of individuals may be involved.
Until this incident is officially closed be on your guard!
Reported by your local Quartzsite Bookstore Owner..... The Naked Guy!