I was in a Walmart the other day in Illinois. While I looked for one item I asked my friend to go and see if there was any toilet paper yet. She comes back from seeing totally empty shelves and tells me there is none. I was mad and exclaimed at the idiocy of stockpiling toilet paper of all things, "Bunch of dumb#$$@$!" She dryly remarked, "No. I think they are the smart#$$@$ as they are the ones with all the toilet paper!"
