[JimF]

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could
track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 21 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a
lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200
years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It
creates a hostile work environment