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Funny stuff!
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows. -Janette Barber
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
Thirty! -five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor
Roosevelt
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