[Glenn and Lorraine]

...You're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You know you are over-the-hill when you're just too tired to climb one!

For Sale: One computer slightly used. One bullet hole in screen.

It's a small world -- unless you gotta walk home.

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

The other night I laid in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where's my tent??

Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

Remember the things that come to those that wait is the junk left behind by those who got there first.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries

Never criticize your wife's faults.
It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better husband.