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Retiree Lifestyle
Thought this might be appropriate for some..
And They Ask Why
I Like Retirement!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls
asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get
everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have
the time.
Question: What is the common term for
someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean
out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
one of their adult kids will want to
store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe
retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of
going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your
parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he
doesn't miss work, but misses the
people he used to work with?
Answer : He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, and on
Sat & Sun I rest!
Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them!
AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
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