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Old 04-28-2010, 11:29 AM   #1
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Ghosts!

GHOST SEX

A professor at a southern university was giving a lecture on
Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of

you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to
a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make

his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Bubba replied, "From way back there I thought you said Goats."
 
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:03 PM   #2
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That's great LOl
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:58 AM   #3
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! What's even funnier about this is that while living in Texas during the 80's, we had a goat name Flo. No I never made love to a ghost either!!!!
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Old 04-29-2010, 02:20 PM   #4
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But you are not ruling out the goat phil???
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Old 04-29-2010, 02:31 PM   #5
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Dats tween me and the goat Wayne......
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Old 04-29-2010, 03:06 PM   #6
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Was that at UT?
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