How NOT to compliment the DW
A husband and wife were getting ready for a party one night, when the wife, wanting a little attention, looks herself up and down in the mirror and says to the husband.
" Fred, I'm not the woman I once was. I'm at least 40 pounds overweight, every part of my body is sagging, and my hair is thinning. Can't you say something to make me feel better? "
Ol' Fred being the wise man he is, looks her up and down, walks around her, and says.
" Martha, at least you still have perfect vision. "
Poor ol' Fred never knew what hit him.
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