The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
The bluebook value of your pick up truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Glenn
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