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Old 05-21-2008, 04:17 AM   #1
Wifeofdano
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The Blind Cowboy (Warning: Blond Joke)

THE BLIND COWBOY



An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'



The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:



1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.



2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.



3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.



4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.



5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.



'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'



The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:45 AM   #2
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Lisa, you absolutely made my day (BTW, my daughter is a natural blonde and I share all these blonde jokes with her).
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