thought this was pretty funny...
An elderly man on a Moped,
*Looking about 100 years old, could it be sailer???
*Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
*
*The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car
*And asks, ' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
*
*The doctor replies, ' A Ferrari GTO.
*It cost half a million dollars ! '
*
*' That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
*' Why does it cost so much?'
*
*' Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' States the doctor
*Proudly.
*
*The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
*
*' No problem,' replies the doctor.
*
*So the old man pokes his head in the window
*And looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
*' That's a pretty nice car, all right...
*But I'll stick with my Moped !'
*
*Just then the light changes,
*So the doctor decides to show
*The old man just what his car can do.
*He floors it, and within 30 seconds
*The speedometer reads 160 mph.
*
*Suddenly, he notices a dot
*In his rear view mirror.
*It seems to be getting closer !
*
*He slows down to see what it could be
*And suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !
*
*Something whips by him going much faster !
*
*' What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor
asks
*Himself.
*
*He presses harder on the accelerator
*And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
*
*Then, up ahead of him,
*He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !
*
*Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
*He gives it more gas
*And passes the Moped at 275 mph
*And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his Mirror and sees the
old
*Man gaining on him AGAIN !
*
*Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
*He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari All the way up to 320
mph.
*
*Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
*The Ferrari is flat out,
*And there's nothing he can do !
*
*Suddenly, the Moped plows
*Into the back of his Ferrari,
*Demolishing the rear end.
*
*The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
*The old man is still alive.
*
*He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
*' I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'
*
*The old man whispers,
*' Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror '
Tom